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Statement on the Idiotic Logic of Michael Moore
by The Glorious Revolutionary Federation of Fortune 500 Killers
August 12, 2004

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The Glorious Revolutionary Federation of Fortune 500 Killers blasted sell-out filmmaker Michael Moore today for his recent comments on Bush's prospective Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) appointee, Porter Goss.

Months ago, Moore shot interview footage of Goss wherein Goss said to Moore:

"It is true I was in CIA from approximately the late 50's to approximately the early 70's. And it's true I was a case officer, clandestine services office and yes I do understand the core mission of the business. I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. I don't have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We're looking for Arabists today. I don't have the cultural background probably. And I certainly don't have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day, "Dad you got to get better on your computer." Uh, so, the things that you need to have, I don't have."

Moore and fellow Democratic partisans have since seized upon this footage to blast Bush's CIA nominee, the implication being that Goss is not qualified and that the CIA needs someone more "qualified."

The Federation believes that this thinking is sorely misguided.  The Goss nomination should be regarded as a blessing.  An inept and incompetent CIA means more BOTCHED coups, poorly executed Agency drug trafficking, and a lower possibility in general for the CIA to wreak the type of havoc it did with such force from the late 1960s through the 1980s.  A badly run CIA means more peace for the types of civilians who have been terrorized by its repugnant actions in the past.

The Glorious Revolutionary Federation of Fortune 500 Killers is an anti-capitalist, anti-racist student insurgent group based at Columbia University. For more information, contact

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