Apology to President Bush, Sort Of

by Natalie Maines

of the Dixie Chicks**

Dissident Voice

April 7, 2003



As a concerned American citizen, I apologize to President Bush because my

remark was disrespectful. I now realize that whoever holds that office should be treated with the utmost respect.


I hope everyone understands, I'm just a young girl who grew up in Texas. As far back as I can remember, I heard people say they were ashamed of President Clinton. I saw bumper stickers calling him everything from a pothead to a murderer. I heard people on the radio and TV like Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott bad mouthing the President and ridiculing his wife and daughter at every opportunity. I heard LOTS of people disrespecting the President. So I guess I just assumed it was acceptable behavior.


But now, thanks to the thousands of angry people who want radio stations to boycott our music because criticizing the President is unpatriotic, I realize it's wrong to have a liberal opinion if you're a country music artist.


I guess I should have thought about that before deciding to play music that attracts hypocritical red necks. I also realize now that I'm just supposed to sin and look cute so our fans won't have anything to upset them while they're cheating on their wives or getting in drunken bar fights or driving around in their pickup trucks shooting highway signs and small animals.


And most important of all, I realize that it's wrong for a celebrity to voice a political opinion, unless they're Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charlton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O'Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad, or Jesse Ventura.


God Bless America,


-- Natalie


** We wish it were true, but the previous comment is a satire piece from the folks at the Specious Report (http://www.thespeciousreport.com). Natalie Maines’ actual sorry retreat from her slam on the US boy emperor can be read at: http://dixiechicks.launch.yahoo.com/news.asp?id=26 



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