Are you sick and tired of hearing all of the war-mongering and macho posturing by chickenhawk politicians and right wing talk show hosts who are positively rabid about spilling other people’s blood although they avoided military service themselves? The increasing push of our country towards war has inspired me to organize a "Chickenhawks Brigade" of right wingers to fight the impending war in Iraq and any other place our chief chickenhawk, George W. Bush, decides to invade and bomb.
During the Spanish Civil War, leftists in the United States formed the "Abraham Lincoln Brigade" to fight on the side of the Spanish Republic against the fascists. Unlike the chickenhawks, these brave people put their lives on the line for a cause they believed in. The life and tragic death of one of these "brigadistas" was portrayed in Ernest Hemingway's classic novel, "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
This "Chickenhawks Brigade" would be organized in a similar fashion to the "Abraham Lincoln Brigade." We could create different divisions of this brigade for various occupations and interest groups of the war mongering, right wing chickenhawk community, including radio talk show hosts, politicians, corporate leaders and writers.
We should start off the campaign in Iraq by sending over the "Right Wing Radio Talk Show Host" division of the brigade, including such strident reactionaries as Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Mark Williams. Sending these folks over to Iraq will accomplish four purposes:
1. It will allow them demonstrate their "manhood" by volunteering on the front lines of combat.
2. Their absence from radio will raise the level of political discourse in this country and remove war mongering, racist, hate filled disinformation from the airwaves.
3. Hopefully, the "brigadistas" that return alive from the war will have a different perspective on the "glories" of combat and will be less enthusiastic about sending other people overseas to die in senseless wars.
4. The surviving members of the brigade may become more sensitive to better funding veteran's programs for heath care, disability benefits, overcoming homelessness and other needs.
When these purveyors of hate and violence are over fighting the "good fight" in Iraq or whatever war the U.S. is engaged in, progressive journalists and activists can take their places. I volunteer Bruce Anderson, editor of the Anderson Valley Advertiser, to take over the Michael Savage Show on KSFO in San Francisco; Eduardo Cohen of Veterans for Peace to cover for Mark Williams on KFBK in Sacramento; and Father Roy Bourgeois of School of Americas Watch to host Rush Limbaugh's nationwide radio show. All of these people are veterans who know what war and the military are really about, unlike the chickenhawks.
If you want more information on the “chickenhawk community,” headed by George W. “The Deserter” Bush, check out: . This website has amazing information about the military records of G.W. and other right wing Republicans. There's plenty of "cannon fodder" for the Chickenhawks Brigade on that website!
Daniel Bacher is an outdoor writer/alternative journalist/satirical songwriter from Sacramento California. He is also a long-time peace, social justice and environmental activist. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org